Hi!  This is me.  Don’t judge.  This is a page of trust.

So… why are we here?  Good question.  I have zero ability to take anything seriously so this is where I passive-aggressively make fun of the ridiculous situations we all find ourselves in.  And to make fun of it all before others have the chance.

Ever walked out of the bathroom with the back of your skirt tucked into your underwear?  Did you spend all day with a sick three-year-old hitting you in the face and screaming at you to find the red toy sword because the black toy sword isn’t the one they want?  Have you ever come home from working all day to spend another hour cooking a nice dinner that no one would eat?

Hey, don’t sweat it.  No matter what, at the end of the day, at least you’re pretty!!

OH!  And if you want all the snark in 140 characters or less, follow me on twitter @leasturpretty