What is this, you may be asking… Well, I spent all day tryin’ to look cute with ma “Booties” and “Skinny Jeans”. However, ma “Booties” and “Skinny Jeans” refused to cooperate. So, instead of lookin’ PRETTY, as per my plan, I looked like I was searchin’ for 1985 wearin’ blue jean tube socks. Ugh. It’s bad enough that I just discovered another wrinkle AND gray hair. Blah. Oh, well.