If a server at a hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant second-guesses your entrée choice, pick again. Maybe this time choose Sesame Chicken or Beef and Broccoli. Something safe. #myalmondchickenisblue
I love tattoos. If not for my job I’d have a full sleeve. But I must say, this:is a bad life decision. And you will forever be judged. By me. For being stupid. Vurry. Vurry. Stupid.
Shark cages confuse me. The opening is too large! What if a shark swims through it????
Every time I see a shark cage, my mind sends me this message:
Bullet-proof vests confuse me, too. Uh, what if they shoot you in the face?Just some food for thought. You know, no big deal.