Words of Confusion

If a server at a hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant second-guesses your entrée choice, pick again. Maybe this time choose Sesame Chicken or Beef and Broccoli. Something safe. #myalmondchickenisblue

I love tattoos. If not for my job I’d have a full sleeve. But I must say, this:

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ksfm.cbslocal.com

is a bad life decision. And you will forever be judged. By me. For being stupid. Vurry. Vurry. Stupid.

Shark cages confuse me. The opening is too large! What if a shark swims through it????

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www.daytrips.co.za

Every time I see a shark cage, my mind sends me this message:

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animals.nationalgeographic.com

Bullet-proof vests confuse me, too. Uh, what if they shoot you in the face?

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www.quickmeme.com

Just some food for thought. You know, no big deal.

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