I just read a post about how to determine what you should be doing with your life. It said to write down what you like to do. Well, I like to do a lot of things. Maybe if I eliminate what I DON’T like to do, it’ll help.
Here’s my first attempt. I think I nailed it.
Traffic sucks. I don’t like doing anything that requires traffic. So driving to work is out.
Mean people suck. I don’t like doing anything that requires mean people. So driving to work is out.
Stupid sucks. I don’t like doing anything that requires me to interact with stupid. So driving to work is out.
My family doesn’t suck.
I don’t suck.
Funny doesn’t suck.
Most of my friends don’t suck.
Don’t question whether or not you suck. That was a joke.
Starbucks doesn’t suck.
Alcohol doesn’t suck.
Too much alcohol definitely sucks.
The beach could never suck.
Unless there’s a hurricane.
The word “moist” sucks.
The word “suck” kind of sucks. Really, it’s just weird.
Puppies don’t suck.
Puppy poo sucks. Especially when it’s on the carpeted stairs.
Movies don’t suck.
Not true. Some definitely suck. Ever seen Satiricon?
Bad drivers suck. Slight tangent alert on my tangent: this point could be related to the first point above but not necessarily.
Flying rocks on the interstate that hit my new windshield suck.
Wait… I totally forgot why I’m doing this. Something about finding my destiny… oh well.